What is Polish Remover Used For?

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American Girl and Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into his Lawyer's office and Asked him if he could Arrange a Divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a Divorce would depend on the Circumstances, and asked him the Following Questions:

Have you any Grounds?
Yes, an Acre and Half and Nice Little Home.

No, I mean what is the Foundation of this Case?
It Made of Concrete.

I Don't think you Understand. Does Either of you have a Real Grudge? No, we have Carport, and not Need one!

No, I mean. What are your Relations Like?
All my Relations still in Poland...

Is there any Infidelity in your Marriage?
We have Hi-Fidelity Stereo and Good DVD Player...

Does your Wife Beat you up?
No, I Always up Before Her!

Is your Wife a Nagger?
No, she White!

Why do you want this Divorce?
She going to Kill Me'

What Makes you Think That?
I Got Proof!

What Kind of Proof?
She going to Poison Me. She Buy Bottle at Drugstore and put on Shelf in Bathroom. I can Read, and it Say:

'Polish Remover'

Where can I Find a Funny Video to Make my Friend Laugh?

This is one of my Personal Favourites PMSL:

Here's what you need to do...

1) Turn your Speakers up Nice and Loud:
2) Press Play on the Video and Follow the Car:
3) Forward to A Friend, Using the Tools Provided:
Post to Twitter, Buzz it Up, Digg it etc, etc:
4) Post a Comment and Let me Know what you think?

What would you do if you Found a Four Leaf Clover Underneath A Ladder?